Eat it, Maggot.

Spend a day with my sister I dare you. I spent 3 hours with her and I think my head is caving in.

Don't get me wrong I love the girl to bits but I'm not sure the word eccentric quite covers it. She waltzed into my room in her Chef getup (left) and poked me in the face with a whisk till I played a game with her. The game resulted in me being blindfolded and shotting various liquids, one being Soy sauce mixed with Mayo and Ham. Never again will I play Chef.

She asked if she could come to lunch with me and a friend and. BAD IDEA. She spent all her money on a Phrase book then decided a coke was in order and I was buying. All up I bought her new school tights, a jam donut, face wash, coke, the above mentioned whisk, no dose and coffee.

The coffee and No dose mean she can't sleep. So she is dancing in tto wear herself out. Honestly I cannot bear to here Ravenous by HIM one more time. You really can't choose your relatives.